A dad hat for the socially strategic. The weathered purple cotton features bold yellow embroidery declaring "I DON'T KNOW ANYONE HERE" - the perfect conversation starter that also serves as a conversation ender.

Crafted using traditional pigment-dyeing techniques that create subtle color variations and a naturally worn-in feel. The low-profile, unstructured silhouette offers effortless comfort while the adjustable buckle closure accommodates any hairstyle with ease.

For those moments when you want to blend in by standing out, or when honesty is the best social policy. Sometimes the most relatable statement is the most memorable one.

Note: Each piece is unique due to the pigment-dyeing process, ensuring no two hats are exactly alike.